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Made for “Worst Visual Novel Ever” Challenge 2025, please don't have fun with it!
Join Jane Doe, Lorem Ipsum, 4th Wall Break Man and Plot Twist Man on their quest to... something!
Get excited for a nonsensical story, horrendous writing, grammar errors, lackluster characters, meaningless choices, atrocious visuals, headache-inducing audio, bad performance and spaghetti code!
Additional sounds:
Fart 2 by Under7dude -- https://freesound.org/s/163382/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
wilhelm.wav by SweetNeo85 -- https://freesound.org/s/13797/ -- License: Sampling+
Additional visuals:
Mysterious Door in Trentino-South Tyrol Field by Francesco Sommacal
Tarot Cards and a Crystal Ball on the Table by cottonbro studio https://www.pexels.com/@cottonbro/
Assorted Vegetable Lot by Matheus Cenali https://www.pexels.com/@cenali/
White and Blue Ceramic Carousel Figurine by Porapak Apichodilok https://www.pexels.com/@nurseryart/
Woman Sitting on Purple Bench by Marx Ilagan https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-sitting-on-purple-bench-616381/
Colorful Entrance to Luna Park at Night by Harrison Macourt https://www.pexels.com/photo/colorful-entrance-to-luna-park-at-night-31493204/
Two Man Hiking on Snow Mountain by Flo Maderebner https://www.pexels.com/photo/two-man-hiking-on-snow-mountain-869258/
Comments
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EXTREMELY POWERFUL GAME every time the menu choices overflowed off screen i lost it 😭😭 you seriously weren't lying that audio can headache-inducing!!! made me laugh really hard, fantastic execution of the jam theme!!
Thank you so much for playing and your great feedback! Also sorry for the headache!!! :-D
Of course you got the REAL Dan Salvatso to help you out. The sheer amount of incredible plot twists and gasp-inducing fourth wall breaks is clearly an indicative of a truly subversive masterpiece. And even Eileen Ren'py is here, which is how you know it's good.
Ahh I see... A man of culture! Yeah thankfully I'm close friends with Jeff Keely, so I was able to get Dan and Eileen on board. They had to stay silent about this project due to the NDA obviously ..but both feel incredibly honored to be a part of this. (Thanks for playing this atrocity and commenting <3)